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A conversation between employee and the boss...

Employee : Boss, the PMA job, client to ask doing this..doing that...ok ker boss???
Boss : Ok. No problem. Confirm kasi dapat k.
Employee : Insyallah, boss.
Boss : Talk about PMA, this company willing to sent any staff who interested in PMA valuation to India for 3 months trainning. Company tanggung semua. Bawak diri ajer.
Employee : Pheh! that's sound good boss. Where? Delhi....Goa, Agra...ker Tamil Nadu...hehehehehe..
Do i have the chance as well....hehehehehehe. Then boss, why India...hantar la p Jerman ka, Italy ka, Jepun ka..Dubai ka..syiok sket...ker labour cost murah????
Boss : Orait, no problem..if u ok eat roti canai everyday..why not!!!!
Boss : Op..op..op....so ur job function kat sini sapa nak handle....Baru nak start gear...
Employee : Hehehehehehe...find replacement la boss.....
Boss : Sakit jantung la i, r u serius????
Employee : Just joking....but if i had that kind of opportunity...why not..Further, no commitment maa....WOHA!!!!!!


p/s : terdengar-dengar irama bollywood. Hehehehehehe....
      anybody out there interested??? same line with us lah...sent ur resume to me...hehehehehehe.

LONDON bridge is falling down - an opportunity to loose

Pagi tadi...
Boss panggil masuk bilik
Soalannya
Boss : "Fzy...minggu depan u nak pegi London tak???"
Dengan mulut terlopong n tangan di pipi
Aku : "Hmmmmm...bosssss sy ok ajer tapiiiii......."
Boss : "kenapa???? panjang bebenor tapi nye"
Aku : "my knee la bosss......"
Boss : "oooooo...eh! lupa lak...cenggitu sy ajer la yg pegi...bole p Paris sekali"
Aku : " best tu boss...tgh summer ni..honeymoon la lagi sekali...."
Boss : "ye la..good idea". kurang-kurang 6 hari baru cukup. Kamu jaga ofis la ye.
Aku : no problem
Boss : " property lain ni kamu seggregate among the staff, which place yg mereka nak pegi"
Aku : oraittt boss!!! singapore -bg IBM la, Pahang - Tun, Penang - Poon, PD - Ruby
Aku?????? kan ker aku kena jaga ofis...hahahahahahaha
Well...i had one very critical situation
kena settle one of the senior staff domestic problem...pity to him
Iskh...camno la aku nak cakap kat dia ni arrrr...
Ibarat...menarik rambut di dalam tepung. Rambut tak putus...tepung tak berselerak

teruja....

5 hari lagi..

Bertemakan "hawaiian" bukan "hawau ian"...hehehehehehe
4 orang satu kereta
Misi mencari harta karun
Destinasi...Bangi - Pulai Spring, Johor
Uitttt...terujanya.....
Pengalaman pertama ni...
Kena clearkan memory card
Banyak gambar kena ambik ni
Ehhh....lupa lak yang aku sakit lutut
Hehehehehehe....
Tak pe...ada driver merangkap "thorn among roses"